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coffee is a respawning process (here’s proof)
Posted By Michael On 5th February 2004 @ 02:16 In philosophy, technology &c. | No Comments
# umount /consciousness
umount: unable to unmount /consciousness: process caffeine (pid 1024) still running
# kill -9 1024
[1]+ Stopped caffeine
# umount /consciousness
umount: unable to unmount /consciousness: process caffeine (pid 1048) still running
# ps ax | grep caffeine
1048 pts/0 S 7:21 caffeine –mg 400 –espresso
1056 pts/0 S 0:00 grep caffeine
# asdfl;jdsaf
-bash: asdfl: command not found
-bash: jdsaf: command not found
# killall caffeine; rm -rf /consciousness
[1]+ Stopped caffeine
# rm -rf /var/inputs/senses/*
# /usr/sbin/sleep –hours 9
sleep: unable to sleep: caffeine (pid 1079) still running
#
# /usr/sbin/rest –hours 9
Resting: [2] … [4] … [6] … [8] . - [9] 9.0 hours attempted rest; 4.1 hours fitful
# /usr/sbin/ifconfig mouth0 up promisc
Bringing up interface mouth0: done.
# sh ./driveCar –to-coffeehouse –exceed-50mph
Driving: . . . successful. Total wear: 3,140 of 10,000,000 points total this trip in 1.64 miles.
# lynx coffee://parkway.carolinacoffee.com/espresso/quad.shot
energy/x-caffeine D)ownload, or C)ancel [D]
Content-type: energy/x-caffeine
Read 2.7992 of 4.0000 ounces; ETA 12 seconds
Enter a filename: /consciousness/quad.shot
Saving…
[q]
# /usr/sbin/caffeine –mg 400 –espresso /consciousness/quad.shot
caffeine: using data from /consciousness/quad.shot (timestamp Thu Feb 5 09:08:22 EST 2004)
caffeine: you have [4,096.00] units of auxiliary energy remaining
# ./class && studying; wget -c coffee://parkway.carolinacoffee.com/espresso/*
coffee is a respawning process (here’s proof)
Posted By Michael On 5th February 2004 @ 02:16 In philosophy, technology &c. | No Comments
# umount /consciousness
umount: unable to unmount /consciousness: process caffeine (pid 1024) still running
# kill -9 1024
[1]+ Stopped caffeine
# umount /consciousness
umount: unable to unmount /consciousness: process caffeine (pid 1048) still running
# ps ax | grep caffeine
1048 pts/0 S 7:21 caffeine –mg 400 –espresso
1056 pts/0 S 0:00 grep caffeine
# asdfl;jdsaf
-bash: asdfl: command not found
-bash: jdsaf: command not found
# killall caffeine; rm -rf /consciousness
[1]+ Stopped caffeine
# rm -rf /var/inputs/senses/*
# /usr/sbin/sleep –hours 9
sleep: unable to sleep: caffeine (pid 1079) still running
#
# /usr/sbin/rest –hours 9
Resting: [2] … [4] … [6] … [8] . - [9] 9.0 hours attempted rest; 4.1 hours fitful
# /usr/sbin/ifconfig mouth0 up promisc
Bringing up interface mouth0: done.
# sh ./driveCar –to-coffeehouse –exceed-50mph
Driving: . . . successful. Total wear: 3,140 of 10,000,000 points total this trip in 1.64 miles.
# lynx coffee://parkway.carolinacoffee.com/espresso/quad.shot
energy/x-caffeine D)ownload, or C)ancel [D]
Content-type: energy/x-caffeine
Read 2.7992 of 4.0000 ounces; ETA 12 seconds
Enter a filename: /consciousness/quad.shot
Saving…
[q]
# /usr/sbin/caffeine –mg 400 –espresso /consciousness/quad.shot
caffeine: using data from /consciousness/quad.shot (timestamp Thu Feb 5 09:08:22 EST 2004)
caffeine: you have [4,096.00] units of auxiliary energy remaining
# ./class && studying; wget -c coffee://parkway.carolinacoffee.com/espresso/*
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